nothing
currently
posted.
this space has been reserved for future disturbances.
please check back occasionally.
public notice / evidence of activity
infestations
the resident has been observed outside the premises.
reports, appearances, & other public disturbances.
future disturbances
nothing
previous infestations
regarding the kitten incident
a post-apocalyptic drag show. a last-minute vacancy. an unexpected cockroach.
additional information ↗
the prepared number didn't go quite as planned.
the cockroach, however, had a wonderful time.
further documentation pending.
photographic
evidence
goes here
evidence
goes here
ATTENTION
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BUG?
whereabouts inconsistent.
may respond to music and/or attention.
report a sighting →notices may be added, altered, or partially eaten without warning.
something is peeling *
oh. that one's been there a while.